Q: What would Jonathan Swift term dubstep?
A: A wail of a wub.
Q: What does an organized religion both aspire to and, distinctly, fear?
A: A hale of a hub.
Q: What part does theology play in such an aspiration?
A: A sail of a sub.
Q: What consolation does one resort to?
A: A pail of a pub.
Q: What is religion?
A: A nail of a nub.